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Sailing Where Money Goes to Die | Unisex Premium Tee

Vintage Royal / XS
$30.00
Sale price  $30.00 Regular price 
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ndm:2777022

Sailing Where Money Goes to Die | Unisex Premium Tee

$30.00
Sale price  $30.00 Regular price 

Because boating economics are simple: take a perfectly normal object, slap the word MARINE on the package, and suddenly it costs three times as much.

A $12 rope? Marine line: $47. A tiny metal thingy? Marine hardware: $86. A new sail because yours is “still totally fine” but starting to sound less crunchy? We don’t talk about that number.

Then there’s bottom paint, trailer tires, registration, covers, blocks, shackles, lines, and at least one mysterious piece of hardware roughly the size of a Cheerio that costs more than dinner.

But it’s fine. You don’t need money. You need another carbon-fiber thing you absolutely swear will make the boat faster.

Retirement is temporary. Boat parts are forever. ⛵️💸


Next Level 6010 Unisex Tri-blend Crew

  • 4.3 oz.,
  • Tri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar
  • Soft, satin label
  • Sideseamed
  • Shoulder to shoulder taping
  • Tear-away label
Size Body length Body width Sleeve length
XS 26.5" 16.75" 7.375"
S 27.5" 18.25" 7.75"
M 28.5" 19.75" 8.125"
L 29.5" 21.25" 8.5"
XL 30.5" 22.75" 8.875"
2XL 31.5" 24.75" 9.25"
3XL 32.5" 26.75" 9.625"

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Made to order by a small business: Every item ordered is produced specifically for you and shipped by one of our printing partners. We do not keep inventory on hand, so please check sizing and product details carefully before purchasing. Sizing returns and exchanges are not available, but if there’s a product or production issue, let us know and we’ll make it right.

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