Absolute Chaos At 5kts | Unisex Premium Tee

Five knots doesn’t sound fast. Until you’re on a sailboat.

Then suddenly you’re FLYING, everyone’s yelling, someone’s tangled in a sheet, the bow person is getting absolutely fire-hosed, and the spinnaker is doing something deeply concerning.

The skipper has invented three new swear words. Someone is screaming EASE EASE EASE immediately followed by TRIM TRIM TRIM, and nobody is entirely sure which line we’re talking about anymore.

Then the boat starts to hum and everyone reacts like we’ve just broken the sound barrier.

Meanwhile, someone on shore is casually riding a bike faster than you.

Possibly a child.

Five knots. Absolute chaos. Would highly recommend.

Next Level 6010 Unisex Tri-blend Crew

• 4.3 oz.,

• Tri-blend (50% polyester/25% combed ringspun cotton/25% rayon jersey)

• Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage

• 1x1 baby rib-knit set-in collar

• Soft, satin label

• Sideseamed

• Shoulder to shoulder taping

• Tear-away label